10. Habitual / perpetual "technical difficulties" at US Bank.
9. Back door deals between finance companies and SOC markets demand it.
8. The assumption that it is Accounting's job to "put the worms back in the can"
7. Hawaii seems like sooooo long ago.
6. Because she can!
5. We're Agency Accounting; it's what we do.
4. It's a good way to relieve stress.
3. It get's faster results than a google search. (or a letter of cancellation)
2. She can't find her red members only jacket.
. . . and the number one reason Debbie may have to "Stomp on somebody" is:
1. She ran out of her A.D.D. meds and it helps her focus.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Friday, November 14, 2008
TOP 10 FUN THINGS TO DO WHILE THE BOSS AND THE BOSS'S BOSS ARE VACATIONING IN HAWAII
10. Temporarily move into their offices.
9. Tell my co-workers they left me in charge and delegate my responsibilities.
8. Have a contest with co-workers doing Kimberly/Debbie impersonations.(First prize: day off while co-workers cover your desk. No PTO required.)
7. Make anonymous call to Hawaiian agents divulging their whereabouts.
6. Forward all the office phones/departmental e-mails to their Blackberries.
5. Have Jason's deli deliver lunch every day and charge it to their accounts.
4. Raffle off their chairs.
3. Party !
2. Type up their resignations and forward them to H.R.
. . .And the Number 1 Fun Thing To Do While the Boss and the Boss's Boss Are Vacationing in Hawaii is. . .
1. Turn our cubicles into grass huts and decorate the office with palm trees, hammocks and sand. (Mai Tais not included)
9. Tell my co-workers they left me in charge and delegate my responsibilities.
8. Have a contest with co-workers doing Kimberly/Debbie impersonations.(First prize: day off while co-workers cover your desk. No PTO required.)
7. Make anonymous call to Hawaiian agents divulging their whereabouts.
6. Forward all the office phones/departmental e-mails to their Blackberries.
5. Have Jason's deli deliver lunch every day and charge it to their accounts.
4. Raffle off their chairs.
3. Party !
2. Type up their resignations and forward them to H.R.
. . .And the Number 1 Fun Thing To Do While the Boss and the Boss's Boss Are Vacationing in Hawaii is. . .
1. Turn our cubicles into grass huts and decorate the office with palm trees, hammocks and sand. (Mai Tais not included)
Thursday, September 18, 2008
TOP 10 INTERESTING THINGS TO SEE WHILE HAVING LUNCH AT LUCKY'S
10. Waitstaff without a clue
9. The Clientele
8. The Amazing Prancing-Twirling Waiter
7. New Top 10 Material
6. Ghetto Fabulous Hair Styles
5. DSL-Man proposal to Ghetto Fab Bride-To-Be
4. Flies like honey too
3. Grafiti on walls
2. Co-workers expressions as they read grafiti on walls.
. . . and the number 1 interesting thing to see while having lunch at Lucky's is
1. creative ways to conserve water. (see Amie or Mindi for details)
9. The Clientele
8. The Amazing Prancing-Twirling Waiter
7. New Top 10 Material
6. Ghetto Fabulous Hair Styles
5. DSL-Man proposal to Ghetto Fab Bride-To-Be
4. Flies like honey too
3. Grafiti on walls
2. Co-workers expressions as they read grafiti on walls.
. . . and the number 1 interesting thing to see while having lunch at Lucky's is
1. creative ways to conserve water. (see Amie or Mindi for details)
Thursday, August 28, 2008
TOP 10 PERKS ASSOCIATED WITH BEING ON COLEMONT'S CORPORATE RELAY TEAM FOR THE WHITE ROCK MARATHON
10. Healthy Lifestyles Points
9. Who needs a Wheaties(R) box when you can have your pic on Fixed Asset Software AND C-Net.
8. Running does a body good.
7. Hob-Nobbing with Colemont Execs.
6. "I'm training for a marathon" sounds so athletic.
5. You can ride to the finish line in a heated minivan
4. Opportunity to pitch Marshall ideas for converting the 4th floor breakroom into a "coffee lounge" with a glass floor.
3. Shane volunteered to run all of the hills.
2. Running on the "Elite Team" will impress coworkers.
. . . and the number 1 Perk Associated with Being on Colemont's Corporate Relay Team for the White Rock Marathon is:
1. Red and Green Merry Christmasy Unitards !
9. Who needs a Wheaties(R) box when you can have your pic on Fixed Asset Software AND C-Net.
8. Running does a body good.
7. Hob-Nobbing with Colemont Execs.
6. "I'm training for a marathon" sounds so athletic.
5. You can ride to the finish line in a heated minivan
4. Opportunity to pitch Marshall ideas for converting the 4th floor breakroom into a "coffee lounge" with a glass floor.
3. Shane volunteered to run all of the hills.
2. Running on the "Elite Team" will impress coworkers.
. . . and the number 1 Perk Associated with Being on Colemont's Corporate Relay Team for the White Rock Marathon is:
1. Red and Green Merry Christmasy Unitards !
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
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