Friday, September 4, 2009

TOP FIVE REASONS I DON'T RECEIVE E-MAILS FROM DARCY ANYMORE

5. Old age has set in: Arthritis and Dementia make it difficult to type a coherent e-mail.
4. Keeping in touch with ex-co-workers has been replaced by new hobby..Celebrity Gossip
3. Her hotmail account was compromised and her e-mail blocked by Colemont's spam filters.
2. She had an epiphany that we're the same people who filled her cubicle with balloons…..TWICE in one day.

. . . .and the number 1 reason I don't receive e-mails from Darcy anymore is:

1. She still writes, just not to the person who posted the infamous Jack Osborne picture.

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