10. Temporarily move into their offices.
9. Tell my co-workers they left me in charge and delegate my responsibilities.
8. Have a contest with co-workers doing Kimberly/Debbie impersonations.(First prize: day off while co-workers cover your desk. No PTO required.)
7. Make anonymous call to Hawaiian agents divulging their whereabouts.
6. Forward all the office phones/departmental e-mails to their Blackberries.
5. Have Jason's deli deliver lunch every day and charge it to their accounts.
4. Raffle off their chairs.
3. Party !
2. Type up their resignations and forward them to H.R.
. . .And the Number 1 Fun Thing To Do While the Boss and the Boss's Boss Are Vacationing in Hawaii is. . .
1. Turn our cubicles into grass huts and decorate the office with palm trees, hammocks and sand. (Mai Tais not included)
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