TOP 10 REASONS DEBBIE MAY HAVE TO "STOMP ON SOMEBODY"

10. Habitual / perpetual "technical difficulties" at US Bank.
9. Back door deals between finance companies and SOC markets demand it.
8. The assumption that it is Accounting's job to "put the worms back in the can"
7. Hawaii seems like sooooo long ago.
6. Because she can!
5. We're Agency Accounting; it's what we do.
4. It's a good way to relieve stress.
3. It get's faster results than a google search. (or a letter of cancellation)
2. She can't find her red members only jacket.

. . . and the number one reason Debbie may have to "Stomp on somebody" is:

1. She ran out of her A.D.D. meds and it helps her focus.