Thursday, January 17, 2008

TOP 10 REASONS COLEMONT IS BETTER THAN MY LAST JOB

10. Three Letters: P.T.O.
9. The word “Bonus” is not considered blasphemy.
8. Tuition Reimbursement
7. 50% of Gym Membership Paid by CBG
6. Free Employee Bus Passes
5. Taco Bell is 3 blocks away.
4. You can listen to Kenny G while having a bowel evacuation! (Kenny G. . . . how appropriate)
3. 25 cent Big Reds !!!!
2. The Boss Lady makes a mean sausage ball.
. . . . . . .and the number 1 reason Colemont is better than my last job
1. Free I-Pods for new employees !

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