TOP 10 MINDI - ISMS

10. (on inclement weather) "I've got a horse in my back yard, I'll just ride it on over"
9. (on statement pays) "Uh, don't you mean Satan Pays"
8. (on agents/clients) "That sux for them, but hey, they're the one's who signed the agreement with us"
7. (On humor) "I don't mean to laugh, but it's kinda funny"
6. (On religion) "The last time you sneezed and I blessed you, you ask me if I thought I was the Pope"
5. (On eating healthy) "It's fruit with a little cheese cake"
4. (On her work performance) "I am the Solver of Problems"
3. (On the media) "Big Al and I are destined to be best friends; I think we'd get a long really well"
2. (On NOT stalking Whentworth Miller) "I wouldn't call it stalking him, I'm just appreciating him." "Our first date would be great! Reeses, Scrabble and Starbucks" "Did I mention he would like a woman in accounting"
. . . .and the number 1 Mindi - ism is:
1. (On Romo's ex) "Jessica Simpson has Ginormous Boobs; I think that's why they kicked her out of the church choir)