TOP 10 THINGS YOU CAN DO THAT JUST MIGHT ANNOY YOUR COWORKERS

10. Send a fax to the phone on their desk.
9. Steal their documents from the printer and when they go back to their desk to reprint them, place them back in the printer and watch the looks on their faces when they come back to find 2 copies.
8. Instead of returning calls, forward all your messages to the person's voice mail in the next cube.
7. Use a wetnap to erase their name from the lunchable in the fridge and replace it with a ficticous name like: "Gunther", "Barbarella" or "Aunt Myrtle"
6. Pick a co-worker, and buy replicas of ALL their work clothes.
5. If a coworker comes to work sick instead of taking a PTO day, follow them around all day and sterilize everything they touch with sanitary wipes.
4. When ever it gets too quiet, pop your chewing gum as loud as you can to fill the void.
3. Eat Taco Bell EVERY DAY! (beans beans, the musical fruit . . . .)
2. Every Friday distribute a witty top ten list for their amusement and enjoyment.
. . . . . . . .and the number 1 thing you can do that just might annoy your co-workers is:

1. Take pictures of your co-workers on bad-hair-days and post them on the internet.
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