In honor of Bree's 30th birthday, there will be two Top 10 lists this week.
Thank you.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
TOP 10 MINDI - ISMS
10. (on inclement weather) "I've got a horse in my back yard, I'll just ride it on over"
9. (on statement pays) "Uh, don't you mean Satan Pays"
8. (on agents/clients) "That sux for them, but hey, they're the one's who signed the agreement with us"
7. (On humor) "I don't mean to laugh, but it's kinda funny"
6. (On religion) "The last time you sneezed and I blessed you, you ask me if I thought I was the Pope"
5. (On eating healthy) "It's fruit with a little cheese cake"
4. (On her work performance) "I am the Solver of Problems"
3. (On the media) "Big Al and I are destined to be best friends; I think we'd get a long really well"
2. (On NOT stalking Whentworth Miller) "I wouldn't call it stalking him, I'm just appreciating him." "Our first date would be great! Reeses, Scrabble and Starbucks" "Did I mention he would like a woman in accounting"
. . . .and the number 1 Mindi - ism is:
1. (On Romo's ex) "Jessica Simpson has Ginormous Boobs; I think that's why they kicked her out of the church choir)
9. (on statement pays) "Uh, don't you mean Satan Pays"
8. (on agents/clients) "That sux for them, but hey, they're the one's who signed the agreement with us"
7. (On humor) "I don't mean to laugh, but it's kinda funny"
6. (On religion) "The last time you sneezed and I blessed you, you ask me if I thought I was the Pope"
5. (On eating healthy) "It's fruit with a little cheese cake"
4. (On her work performance) "I am the Solver of Problems"
3. (On the media) "Big Al and I are destined to be best friends; I think we'd get a long really well"
2. (On NOT stalking Whentworth Miller) "I wouldn't call it stalking him, I'm just appreciating him." "Our first date would be great! Reeses, Scrabble and Starbucks" "Did I mention he would like a woman in accounting"
. . . .and the number 1 Mindi - ism is:
1. (On Romo's ex) "Jessica Simpson has Ginormous Boobs; I think that's why they kicked her out of the church choir)
TOP 10 THINGS YOU CAN DO THAT JUST MIGHT ANNOY YOUR COWORKERS
10. Send a fax to the phone on their desk.
9. Steal their documents from the printer and when they go back to their desk to reprint them, place them back in the printer and watch the looks on their faces when they come back to find 2 copies.
8. Instead of returning calls, forward all your messages to the person's voice mail in the next cube.
7. Use a wetnap to erase their name from the lunchable in the fridge and replace it with a ficticous name like: "Gunther", "Barbarella" or "Aunt Myrtle"
6. Pick a co-worker, and buy replicas of ALL their work clothes.
5. If a coworker comes to work sick instead of taking a PTO day, follow them around all day and sterilize everything they touch with sanitary wipes.
4. When ever it gets too quiet, pop your chewing gum as loud as you can to fill the void.
3. Eat Taco Bell EVERY DAY! (beans beans, the musical fruit . . . .)
2. Every Friday distribute a witty top ten list for their amusement and enjoyment.
. . . . . . . .and the number 1 thing you can do that just might annoy your co-workers is:
1. Take pictures of your co-workers on bad-hair-days and post them on the internet.
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9. Steal their documents from the printer and when they go back to their desk to reprint them, place them back in the printer and watch the looks on their faces when they come back to find 2 copies.
8. Instead of returning calls, forward all your messages to the person's voice mail in the next cube.
7. Use a wetnap to erase their name from the lunchable in the fridge and replace it with a ficticous name like: "Gunther", "Barbarella" or "Aunt Myrtle"
6. Pick a co-worker, and buy replicas of ALL their work clothes.
5. If a coworker comes to work sick instead of taking a PTO day, follow them around all day and sterilize everything they touch with sanitary wipes.
4. When ever it gets too quiet, pop your chewing gum as loud as you can to fill the void.
3. Eat Taco Bell EVERY DAY! (beans beans, the musical fruit . . . .)
2. Every Friday distribute a witty top ten list for their amusement and enjoyment.
. . . . . . . .and the number 1 thing you can do that just might annoy your co-workers is:
1. Take pictures of your co-workers on bad-hair-days and post them on the internet.
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Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Thursday, January 24, 2008
TOP TEN REASONS I MIGHT HAVE A LARGE ARIZONA BATCH
10. Phoenix agents actually paid on time.
9. It's all about the Benjamins.
8. Apparently NOI's and NOC's work .
7. Maybe the check really WAS in the mail.
6. Routine new employee hazing.
5. The USPS has been hoarding checks since Christmas.
4. They don't wanna mess with the PDL Guru.
3. I don't like to waste time posting anything under a quarter mil.
2. The Arizona, NOC & SOC offices are engaged in a game of musical lockboxes.
. . . . . . . and the number 1 reason I might have a large Arizona batch.
1. In her collection calls, Darcy makes references to her baseball bat and knee caps.
9. It's all about the Benjamins.
8. Apparently NOI's and NOC's work .
7. Maybe the check really WAS in the mail.
6. Routine new employee hazing.
5. The USPS has been hoarding checks since Christmas.
4. They don't wanna mess with the PDL Guru.
3. I don't like to waste time posting anything under a quarter mil.
2. The Arizona, NOC & SOC offices are engaged in a game of musical lockboxes.
. . . . . . . and the number 1 reason I might have a large Arizona batch.
1. In her collection calls, Darcy makes references to her baseball bat and knee caps.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
TOP 10 REASONS COLEMONT IS BETTER THAN MY LAST JOB
10. Three Letters: P.T.O.
9. The word “Bonus” is not considered blasphemy.
8. Tuition Reimbursement
7. 50% of Gym Membership Paid by CBG
6. Free Employee Bus Passes
5. Taco Bell is 3 blocks away.
4. You can listen to Kenny G while having a bowel evacuation! (Kenny G. . . . how appropriate)
3. 25 cent Big Reds !!!!
2. The Boss Lady makes a mean sausage ball.
. . . . . . .and the number 1 reason Colemont is better than my last job
1. Free I-Pods for new employees !
9. The word “Bonus” is not considered blasphemy.
8. Tuition Reimbursement
7. 50% of Gym Membership Paid by CBG
6. Free Employee Bus Passes
5. Taco Bell is 3 blocks away.
4. You can listen to Kenny G while having a bowel evacuation! (Kenny G. . . . how appropriate)
3. 25 cent Big Reds !!!!
2. The Boss Lady makes a mean sausage ball.
. . . . . . .and the number 1 reason Colemont is better than my last job
1. Free I-Pods for new employees !
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