10. King Kong
9. Scooby - Doo
8. The Brady Bunch
7. The Incredible Hulk
6. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
5. Oceans 11
4. Starsky and Hutch
3. Dukes of Hazzard
2. Knight Rider
and the Number 1 Worst Movie or Television Remake is . . .
1. Fame
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
TOP FIVE REASONS I DON'T RECEIVE E-MAILS FROM DARCY ANYMORE
5. Old age has set in: Arthritis and Dementia make it difficult to type a coherent e-mail.
4. Keeping in touch with ex-co-workers has been replaced by new hobby..Celebrity Gossip
3. Her hotmail account was compromised and her e-mail blocked by Colemont's spam filters.
2. She had an epiphany that we're the same people who filled her cubicle with balloons…..TWICE in one day.
. . . .and the number 1 reason I don't receive e-mails from Darcy anymore is:
1. She still writes, just not to the person who posted the infamous Jack Osborne picture.
4. Keeping in touch with ex-co-workers has been replaced by new hobby..Celebrity Gossip
3. Her hotmail account was compromised and her e-mail blocked by Colemont's spam filters.
2. She had an epiphany that we're the same people who filled her cubicle with balloons…..TWICE in one day.
. . . .and the number 1 reason I don't receive e-mails from Darcy anymore is:
1. She still writes, just not to the person who posted the infamous Jack Osborne picture.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
TOP 10 THINGS NEW EMPLOYEES CAN LOOK FORWARD TO
10. Shorts on casual Friday for the rest of Summer.
9. Discovering the true meaning of "Special Duties as assigned"
8. Co-workers' entertaining anecdotes
7. Everyone else's PDL's
6. Quarterly prank wars.
5. Microsoft Outlook experience
4. Departmental "Beer Summit"
3. Birthday Confetti
2. Marinated Cheese
And the number 1 thing new employees can look forward to is . . .
1. Next Friday's Top 10 List
9. Discovering the true meaning of "Special Duties as assigned"
8. Co-workers' entertaining anecdotes
7. Everyone else's PDL's
6. Quarterly prank wars.
5. Microsoft Outlook experience
4. Departmental "Beer Summit"
3. Birthday Confetti
2. Marinated Cheese
And the number 1 thing new employees can look forward to is . . .
1. Next Friday's Top 10 List
Thursday, July 23, 2009
TOP 10 NICKNAMES EVER GIVEN TO ME BY A COWORKER
10. K. J.
9. Kevi-Kev
8. The Creeper
7. Goofball
6. Boob
5. Stalker
4. Cracker
3. Burnt Cracker
2. Bubba Gut
And the number 1 Nickname ever given to me by a co-worker is . . .
1. Chocolate Adonis
9. Kevi-Kev
8. The Creeper
7. Goofball
6. Boob
5. Stalker
4. Cracker
3. Burnt Cracker
2. Bubba Gut
And the number 1 Nickname ever given to me by a co-worker is . . .
1. Chocolate Adonis
Friday, July 17, 2009
TOP 10 WORST REALITY SHOW IDEAS IMAGINEABLE
10. Real Houswives of Highland Park
9. Man vs Cartoon
8. Dance your A off
7. Viva la Bam
6. The Swan
5. Joe Shmoe
4. Kid Nation
3. Cheaters
2. Drag Race
And the number 1 worst reality show idea imagineable is . . .
1. Jigsaw Puzzle Smackdown
9. Man vs Cartoon
8. Dance your A off
7. Viva la Bam
6. The Swan
5. Joe Shmoe
4. Kid Nation
3. Cheaters
2. Drag Race
And the number 1 worst reality show idea imagineable is . . .
1. Jigsaw Puzzle Smackdown
Friday, July 10, 2009
TOP 10 TRUE OR FALSE QUESTIONS THAT MAY BE FOUND ON AN AGENCY ACCOUNTING POP TEST
10. My boss's boss is a Peeping Tom.
9. I am putting on my "ignore phones" so I can get some work done today.
8. Direct Bill checks are a piece of cake.
7. Pended items don't die . . . they multiply.
6. If you need anything, IM me.
5. Yesterday I was the pigeon, today I'm the statue.
4. I'm taking an hour lunch today.
3. All I see is tunnel.
2. My kids have eaten up all my PTO.
and the number one True or False Question That May Be Found On An Agency Accounting Pop Test is. . .
1. Cash is posted, commissions paid, over 90 report completed, no pended & my e-mail is empty; I'm going home at 4:00 today.
9. I am putting on my "ignore phones" so I can get some work done today.
8. Direct Bill checks are a piece of cake.
7. Pended items don't die . . . they multiply.
6. If you need anything, IM me.
5. Yesterday I was the pigeon, today I'm the statue.
4. I'm taking an hour lunch today.
3. All I see is tunnel.
2. My kids have eaten up all my PTO.
and the number one True or False Question That May Be Found On An Agency Accounting Pop Test is. . .
1. Cash is posted, commissions paid, over 90 report completed, no pended & my e-mail is empty; I'm going home at 4:00 today.
Friday, June 26, 2009
TOP 10 REASONS DEBBIE MAY HAVE TO "STOMP ON SOMEBODY"
10. Habitual / perpetual "technical difficulties" at US Bank.
9. Back door deals between finance companies and SOC markets demand it.
8. The assumption that it is Accounting's job to "put the worms back in the can"
7. Hawaii seems like sooooo long ago.
6. Because she can!
5. We're Agency Accounting; it's what we do.
4. It's a good way to relieve stress.
3. It get's faster results than a google search. (or a letter of cancellation)
2. She can't find her red members only jacket.
. . . and the number one reason Debbie may have to "Stomp on somebody" is:
1. She ran out of her A.D.D. meds and it helps her focus.
9. Back door deals between finance companies and SOC markets demand it.
8. The assumption that it is Accounting's job to "put the worms back in the can"
7. Hawaii seems like sooooo long ago.
6. Because she can!
5. We're Agency Accounting; it's what we do.
4. It's a good way to relieve stress.
3. It get's faster results than a google search. (or a letter of cancellation)
2. She can't find her red members only jacket.
. . . and the number one reason Debbie may have to "Stomp on somebody" is:
1. She ran out of her A.D.D. meds and it helps her focus.
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