10. Call Dibuduo and Defendis just to see how the receptionist pronounces the name.
9. Decorate my cube with personal effects.
8. Achieve mastery level on C-Box for X-box(aka 4th floor switch board)
7. Take Judy, my old boss's mother, to lunch.
6. Congratulate Debbie and tell her how lucky she is to have me.
5. Send my recruiter a nice "thank you" plant.
4. Create Uncensored Top 10 lists of Debbie-isms & Amie-isms
3. Smoke my keyboard by shattering Darcy's 140 words per minute record.
2. Brush up on my solitaire skills.
and the number 1 thing to do AFTER my 90th day of employment at Colemont is:
1. Do celebratory "End-Zone-Dance" after spiking my stapler.
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