Thursday, February 7, 2008

TOP 10 REASON WHY THERE WAS ALMOST NO TOP 10 LIST THIS WEEK

10. It's 10:30pm and I just took a Benadryl(R)
9. Rough Draft Top 10 List wasn't P.C.
8. Darcy, Rebecca and I share a brain and I didn't have custody this week.
7. Last week there were TWO top ten lists.
6. Fear of retaliation from the "Bad-hair-ladies"
(aka: Amie & Mindi)
5. Writer's Block
4. Shortage of Clean Humor/Surplus of Ill Humor
3. The Benadryl just kicked in
2. Best source of material (Indimay Appelchay) is out of town
. . . . . . and the Number 1 Reason Why There Was Almost No Top 10 list this week is:

1. The other writers are on strike and I didn't want to be labeled a "scab" for crossing the picket line.

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