10. Call Dibuduo and Defendis just to see how the receptionist pronounces the name.
9. Decorate my cube with personal effects.
8. Achieve mastery level on C-Box for X-box(aka 4th floor switch board)
7. Take Judy, my old boss's mother, to lunch.
6. Congratulate Debbie and tell her how lucky she is to have me.
5. Send my recruiter a nice "thank you" plant.
4. Create Uncensored Top 10 lists of Debbie-isms & Amie-isms
3. Smoke my keyboard by shattering Darcy's 140 words per minute record.
2. Brush up on my solitaire skills.
and the number 1 thing to do AFTER my 90th day of employment at Colemont is:
1. Do celebratory "End-Zone-Dance" after spiking my stapler.
Friday, February 29, 2008
Thursday, February 7, 2008
TOP 10 REASON WHY THERE WAS ALMOST NO TOP 10 LIST THIS WEEK
10. It's 10:30pm and I just took a Benadryl(R)
9. Rough Draft Top 10 List wasn't P.C.
8. Darcy, Rebecca and I share a brain and I didn't have custody this week.
7. Last week there were TWO top ten lists.
6. Fear of retaliation from the "Bad-hair-ladies"
(aka: Amie & Mindi)
5. Writer's Block
4. Shortage of Clean Humor/Surplus of Ill Humor
3. The Benadryl just kicked in
2. Best source of material (Indimay Appelchay) is out of town
. . . . . . and the Number 1 Reason Why There Was Almost No Top 10 list this week is:
1. The other writers are on strike and I didn't want to be labeled a "scab" for crossing the picket line.
9. Rough Draft Top 10 List wasn't P.C.
8. Darcy, Rebecca and I share a brain and I didn't have custody this week.
7. Last week there were TWO top ten lists.
6. Fear of retaliation from the "Bad-hair-ladies"
(aka: Amie & Mindi)
5. Writer's Block
4. Shortage of Clean Humor/Surplus of Ill Humor
3. The Benadryl just kicked in
2. Best source of material (Indimay Appelchay) is out of town
. . . . . . and the Number 1 Reason Why There Was Almost No Top 10 list this week is:
1. The other writers are on strike and I didn't want to be labeled a "scab" for crossing the picket line.
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