Thursday, September 18, 2008

TOP 10 INTERESTING THINGS TO SEE WHILE HAVING LUNCH AT LUCKY'S

10. Waitstaff without a clue
9. The Clientele
8. The Amazing Prancing-Twirling Waiter
7. New Top 10 Material
6. Ghetto Fabulous Hair Styles
5. DSL-Man proposal to Ghetto Fab Bride-To-Be
4. Flies like honey too
3. Grafiti on walls
2. Co-workers expressions as they read grafiti on walls.

. . . and the number 1 interesting thing to see while having lunch at Lucky's is

1. creative ways to conserve water. (see Amie or Mindi for details)

Thursday, August 28, 2008

TOP 10 PERKS ASSOCIATED WITH BEING ON COLEMONT'S CORPORATE RELAY TEAM FOR THE WHITE ROCK MARATHON

10. Healthy Lifestyles Points
9. Who needs a Wheaties(R) box when you can have your pic on Fixed Asset Software AND C-Net.
8. Running does a body good.
7. Hob-Nobbing with Colemont Execs.
6. "I'm training for a marathon" sounds so athletic.
5. You can ride to the finish line in a heated minivan
4. Opportunity to pitch Marshall ideas for converting the 4th floor breakroom into a "coffee lounge" with a glass floor.
3. Shane volunteered to run all of the hills.
2. Running on the "Elite Team" will impress coworkers.

. . . and the number 1 Perk Associated with Being on Colemont's Corporate Relay Team for the White Rock Marathon is:

1. Red and Green Merry Christmasy Unitards !