Thursday, June 19, 2008

TOP 10 SURE FIRE SIGNS YOU MAY BE CAUGHT IN A NORTH TEXAS STORM

10. Local meteorologists predict 30% chance of rain.
9. An hour before lunch it begins to look like midnight outside.
8. Oak trees bending in ways they normally don't
7. Subtle cracking/popping/pinging sounds coming from conference room windows
6. KathieLewis(Office Mgr) walks through and suggests that everyone stay away from the windows.
5. On the P.A system, Bldg Security announces,"If you are in an office or conference room with exterior glass, please leave the room and close the door behind you"
4. Doppler Radar on Fox Storm Tracker shows your current location in RED.
3. 70mph straight line winds.
2. Mindi "The Weather Girl" Chappell predicted it.
. . .and the number 1 sure fire sign that you may be caught in a North Texas Storm is:
1. The power in your office bldg goes out and you have to eat your lunch in the basement by emergency lighting.

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