TOP 10 THINGS NEW EMPLOYEES CAN LOOK FORWARD TO

10. Shorts on casual Friday for the rest of Summer.
9. Discovering the true meaning of "Special Duties as assigned"
8. Co-workers' entertaining anecdotes
7. Everyone else's PDL's
6. Quarterly prank wars.
5. Microsoft Outlook experience
4. Departmental "Beer Summit"
3. Birthday Confetti
2. Marinated Cheese

And the number 1 thing new employees can look forward to is . . .

1. Next Friday's Top 10 List

TOP 10 NICKNAMES EVER GIVEN TO ME BY A COWORKER

10. K. J.
9. Kevi-Kev
8. The Creeper
7. Goofball
6. Boob
5. Stalker
4. Cracker
3. Burnt Cracker
2. Bubba Gut

And the number 1 Nickname ever given to me by a co-worker is . . .

1. Chocolate Adonis

TOP 10 WORST REALITY SHOW IDEAS IMAGINEABLE

10. Real Houswives of Highland Park
9. Man vs Cartoon
8. Dance your A off
7. Viva la Bam
6. The Swan
5. Joe Shmoe
4. Kid Nation
3. Cheaters
2. Drag Race
And the number 1 worst reality show idea imagineable is . . .

1. Jigsaw Puzzle Smackdown

TOP 10 TRUE OR FALSE QUESTIONS THAT MAY BE FOUND ON AN AGENCY ACCOUNTING POP TEST

10. My boss's boss is a Peeping Tom.
9. I am putting on my "ignore phones" so I can get some work done today.
8. Direct Bill checks are a piece of cake.
7. Pended items don't die . . . they multiply.
6. If you need anything, IM me.
5. Yesterday I was the pigeon, today I'm the statue.
4. I'm taking an hour lunch today.
3. All I see is tunnel.
2. My kids have eaten up all my PTO.

and the number one True or False Question That May Be Found On An Agency Accounting Pop Test is. . .

1. Cash is posted, commissions paid, over 90 report completed, no pended & my e-mail is empty; I'm going home at 4:00 today.