Thursday, May 29, 2008

TOP 10 CANDIDATES TO REPLACE MY EXPIRING VANITY PLATES

10. OMG ML8
9. H8 2 W8
8. QTP2T
7. 2 D BANK
6. Y N V ME
5. 1DFUL1
4. O 2 B ME
3. MY PL8Z
2. I CAN D

. . . and the number 1 Candidate to Replace My Expiring Vanity Plates is:

1. OMG MOV

Thursday, May 15, 2008

TOP 10 CREATURE SOUNDS HEARD COMING FROM ADJOINING CUBICLE DUE TO ANIMALISTIC TURRETS SYNDROME

10. Grrrrr!
9. Neighing Horse (usually directed at Mindi)
8. Hungry Moose
7. Clubbed Harbor Seal
6. Angry Cow with Rabies
5. Rhino with gout
4.Water Buffalo with Down Syndrome
3. Wounded Targ (for Trekkies only)
2. Astmatic Hyena (heard only when laughing)

. . . And the number 1 creature sound heard coming from the adjoining cubicle due to animalistic turrets syndrom is.

1. Tazmanian Devil (on crack)


P.S. for non Trekkies:
The targ (in Klingon Language: targh) is a boar-like beast with sharp tusks. It is native to the Klingon homeworld Qo'noS. Klingons both hunt the animal and keep it as a pet. Both the heart and the lungs of the targ are considered to be a delicacy.